Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
