my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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