We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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