Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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