is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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