He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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