So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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