I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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