The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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