Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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