We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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