yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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