i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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