In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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