I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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