i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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