why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't think brook has ever known best
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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