Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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