Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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