His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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