problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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