: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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