Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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