If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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