She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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