There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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