Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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