you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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