She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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