Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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