Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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