Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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