He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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