What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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