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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i already hear my dad disowning me

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(410): View more from Maryland

Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

come over

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(407): View more from Florida

Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(310): View more from California

He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone

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(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Did I turn a man straight...??

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Yes!

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