So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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