just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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