Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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