It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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