We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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