oh god the rape fog is back!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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