Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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