last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
