i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you win again, gameday.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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