i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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