Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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