you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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