This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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