I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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