P.S. I can't hear my feet
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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