Me. At least after what I've been through.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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