and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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