After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.