D3 body, D1 cock
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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