All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
